I am trying to make this as cryptic as possible basically bc you know he has Google Alerts set up.
CreatedInvented a certain Kangaroo shaped frosting cookie 90s snack food phenom
2. Invented a certain variety of chips on a certain brand that are actually not as greasy as the normal kind because they are cooked differently. He actually learned a lot about how to engineer this product perfectly for years and invented a machine to achieve this which is pretty amazing.
3. BFF with the lead artist (sculptor) of a certain brand of collectible big eyed religious children made out of ceramic material. (He illustrated his children’s book that he wrote and published which I will get to in no.4)
4. Wrote a piece of literature for young humans that facilitates them learning how to interpret data in the form of letters in a different way than has been engineered by past teachers. It did well. Once, on Amazon, a lady commented and said that her autistic son had not spoken once in his 20 years of life and after he read the book he started speaking.
5. Did one of those speeches that are really expensive to attend but actually you can watch them on the internet for free.